Goals/Resolutions for 2005

Below are my goals/resolutions for 2005. This is something I originally wrote in the PDA journal.

(1) I will sleep with, fuck, or get fucked by at least 1 guy a week, on average, for the next 52 weeks, or however many weeks there are in 2005. The more I exceed the average, the better. All encounters will, of course, be safe. I promise to maintain my basic policy that I will not have sex with anyone I don't find attractive or appealing just for the sake of meeting my quota. If I find a regular fuck buddy or if I, by some miracle, actually find a boyfriend, then this goal will be set aside -- assuming of course that me and whoever it is I'm with have sex at least twice a week.

(2) I will go to the gym religioiusly until I lose my tummy, and I will try my best to resume my practice of eating only half a cup of rice a day max. I will not drink softdrinks, eat candy, or consume lots of carbs until my tummy is gone.

(3) I will try harder to save lots of money and I will not spend lots of money when I go out to bars. I will try to regularly bring packed lunches to work. I will force my men to split the bill for the motel, or better yet find men who have their own place.

(4) I will update my online journal regularly even if I don't have anything sex-related to write about.

(5) I will try being more profound and deep again -- haha! I think I've been a bit too shallow these past few months. But then again who cares. I was profound and deep in college. Did I get laid in college? No. Enough said.

That's all I have for now. I'm sure that I will think of more resolutions as the year goes on.