Tarzan: Swingers Galore

Rolly arrived in Cebu last Sunday. I invited him to stay here for a bit because whenever I talked about going here to Cebu he would get more excited about the trip then I would. He wasn't too happy though about me paying for the ticket, because he doesn't like people spending on him. My thing though was that the money I would spend would just be the money I would get for my allowance, which was more than enough for me to both buy his ticket and save some money. So after much convincing on my part that he could just consider the ticket as my Christmas gift to him, and after much debate about when he should fly here and when he should leave, I finally bought his plane ticket to Cebu last Friday.

I picked him up at the Mactan airport on Sunday evening and didn't know what to expect because he said that his hair looked different. When he arrived his hair was all spikey and gelled-up, and he looked much younger than when he had longer hair. Shorter hair suits him. We spent the ride to Sophia Suites talking about how Cebu really looked like the quieter parts of Manila, how everything seemed near everywhere else, and how and what he had been doing while I was here in Cebu. His Korean friend, Jae, was in Manila last week, and as usually they spent most of their time visiting practically every bar and club in Manila, picking up girls that Jae would bring back to the hotel to make out with (if not fuck), stuff like that. He also went to an overnight swimming party that the salsalan channel on mirc had organized the week before. He didn't mention if he had slept with anyone while he was there, although I'm sure he did. I didn't really want to ask though because it had been 3 weeks since I last had sex, and I don't like hearing about people having better sex lives than I do. I don't tell him about all my adventures either -- just the ones he asks about -- so I guess it's just fair that he gets to keep stuff like that to himself too.

When we arrived at Sophia Suites we left his stuff at the master's bedroom which Margaux kindly let me have. I wanted to get that room so that Rolly and I would have our own tv set and bath tub and he wouldn't feel shy about having to share them with other people. Then we bought groceries. I had been telling Che and Dexter that we wouldn't have to worry about food when Rolly's here because he knows how to cook, so we were all excited about that. We wanted to go out that night as well, although we weren't really sure where we wanted to go. We eventually decided to go to a gay strip club in Lapu-Lapu city that our friend promised would be a lot better than Navigator. So we slept for a bit before making our way to Dexter's hotel room. He asked us to meet him there because he was a bit groggy from having overslept. Although I usually don't give a shit about what people think about what I write here, I won't describe what we saw when we got there, because not only is Dexter my good friend, but he will kill me and never forgive me if I write about what I saw. Not that there was anything I saw that his boyfriend should have to worry about. Hehe.

Anyway, we made our way to the gay strip club in Lapu-Lapu, and the bar was called Tarzan. Che, Dex, Rolly, and I went. We took Che to Navigator the week before and she was disappointed that no one stripped naked, so we all hoped that this time around for Che's sake that she would finally get to see what it really is like inside a gay strip club. I was a bit suspicious of the place when we got there because the security guard outside spent like 10 minutes knocking on the door before the people inside finally let us in, but when we finally did get inside we weren't disappointed.

As soon as we got in we immediately noticed that the strippers were taller and had nicer bodies than the ones at Navigator, but they weren't really as cute -- not that I really care for cute faces. Even the design of the place was nice because there were couches, the stage was in the center of the room close to all the seats, and true to the name of the place in the middle of the stage was a tree trunk. The tree trunk had showers around it. It wasn't long before the strippers took their shorts off, turned on the showers and started lathering themselves. It was definitely a whole lot better than Navigator, and I have to agree with Rolly that it was even better than some of the gay bars in Manila.

Some of the highlights of our stay at Tarzan include the strippers letting us feel them up without asking us to give them tips (how cheap of them), me getting to lick the crotch of the cutest stripper (how cheap of me), and Dexter paying one of the strippers to sit at our table and chat with us (no comment -- haha). Well, Dexter didn't exactly pay the guy, but in a strip club when a stripper sits next to you, starts chatting you up, and asks you to buy him a drink, it's called tabling. It's almost like paying them because the stripper gets a commission for the drink, but not quite because you don't pay the guy directly. The guy was kinda cute and had a nice body. I didn't notice Dexter feeling him up or anything like that, and I'm not sure if they talked about anything green, so I guess it was all pretty much PG-13.

During the lights-out portion of the show, one of the strippers walked up to Che and asked her to feel him up. Che, pretending to be demure (hehe), refused, which of course challenged the guy to actually sit on her and give her a sort of lap dance. She seemed a bit irritated cuz not only did she not want that to happen, but Rolly was screaming at her to feel the guy up. She just laughed it all off though after it was over. As for me licking the crotch of the cutest stripper, they put the 3 cutest strippers on stage and asked for volunteers to give the strippers a body shot. The four of us drew toothpicks and whoever got the longest toothpick had to go give one of the strippers a body shot. Needless to say, I got the longest toothpick, and I was the first volunteer to get on the stage. You could choose which part of the stripper's body you wanted to lick, and I would have chosen to lick his cock if I wasn't worried about them asking me to pay extra for that. So I chose the next best thing and licked his crotch area. It was over in a few seconds, and considering that it had been so long since the last time I had sex, I didn't find the licking part completely satisfying. But still, I'm kinda happy that I sorta got to be an exhibitionist for a bit because I've sometimes thought that it might be fun to have other people watch me have sex -- not that me and the stripper had sex on stage. I just mean that I probably wouldn't be bothered if someone wanted to watch me get fucked. Come to think of it, Mark watched me get fucked by JM-the-asshole, so I guess I have already been an exhibitionist at one point in my life.

After Tarzan, the four of us went to a casino, and it was the first time Che, Rolly and I had been in one. We didn't want to go play on tables, because we knew we'd just lose all of our money too quickly. Instead we went on the slot machines, and to the cheap 2 and 5 peso ones. It took us a while to understand how the slot machines worked, and we ended up overbetting and losing money the first few times we tried the machines out. Eventually we got the hang of the machines and in 10 minutes I recovered all the money I had lost in 2 hours. Dexter was the only one who made any money -- he made 1000 pesos. I can understand how people can get addicted to the machines. Every now and then I'm tempted to go back to the casino and splurge again, but thankfully I have enough self-control to actually stop myself.

We got out of the casino at around 6am and we were all still wide awake so we decided to go on a city tour. We visited the Cathedral, the Sto Nino Basilica, and Magellan's cross. I love visiting churches and cathedrals. I love looking at all the artwork, and even though I'm not Christian, I feel a sense of calm and spirituality whenever I'm inside churches. We took lots of pictures but only with Dexter's phone cam. I really need to get a digicam soon. After our church-tripping, we went to Carbon, which is like a smaller version of Divisoria that's almost but not quite as dirty. We didn't find anything interesting to buy, and it was fucking hot and humid while we were walking around so we just ended up going home.

Rolly has been cooking food for us. He's really sweet, because he cooks both breakfast and dinner, and we always love what he prepares. We've also eaten out a few times, gone shopping, played bingo. Rolly also sometimes goes out at night whenever Che, Dex and I have work. He went to a few bars and I think one time he went back to the casino again. He's enjoying being able to rest but I think he's a bit bored already. And that's pretty much all that has happened since Rolly arrived in Cebu. Sort of. Hehe.